heart ripped out twice and so can you!

An enthusiastic sales representative pitches you on existence, but the darker realities of life keep pushing through her carefully constructed presentation - not to mention phone calls that make this sale personal. Written after a harrowing health journey and a devastating breakup, Linnea wonders: is it worth it? A (mostly) comedy about pain.

Critics’ Pick of the Cincy Fringe and Encore Performance Winner

Atlanta Fringe Producer’s Choice Award

“Triumphant…Witty and moving.” (Philadelphia Broad Street Review)

“I couldn’t get enough. A truly excellent actor…Bond had me in tears.” (Edmonton Journal)

"If Amy Sedaris and Jane Lynch had a baby who became the world's most intense timeshare salesperson, they still probably wouldn't be half as arresting as Linnea Bond in HROTASCY… An achingly funny plea for existence." (Orlando Weekly)